Right, I just have to put this out there. About a month ago this pre-pro teen surfer in Hawaii got her arm bitten clean off by a shark. Apparently this week she's going back out on the water and giving it another go. Unbelievable! God bless her ~ hope she does well and all that. Frankly I think she's nuts but I suppose the likelihood of her getting bitten again is infinitesimal. I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be taking that chance though, big wuss that I am.

Anyway, this is the little bit that gets me. The CNN.com article explains the upcoming milestone as "(her) surfing for the first time since the shark bite." I dunno, isn't using the word "bite" to describe what happened to the girl a bit weak considering the situation? Her arm is bloody gone for chrissake. It was more like a shark amputation than a shark bite.

Wow, in the two seconds it took me on dictionary.com to double check the spelling of infinitesimal (no I don't trust the blogger spell check) I saw something truly remarkable. Something I don't think I can live another moment without. My very own pimped out smiley icon complete with gold tooth and feathered hat.

Now. NOW my friends. My life is complete.