It's always a curious thing when you punch your own name into Google and see what comes back. Very curious indeed.

THE DIANA-MORRISSEY PHENOMENON

I mean who knew there was a phenomenon? I sure didn't. The astonishing detail and absurdity of this theory is absolutely brilliant. I'm hoping they make a television documentary out of it. Somebody out there is convinced Morrissey was contacted (and yes, they do draw parallels to the Carl Sagan novel and film) by extraterrestrials! He was contacted by them and they what? Gave him inside information in regards to what the future had in store for Princess Diana? I'm not 100% sure but I think the bottom line message of the phenomenon ~ if there's a message to be had ~ is that we should all become Vegans or else some old alien is going to come get us.

Fucking brilliant!