Yeah so there's a Dunkin Donuts about two doors down from work. Most mornings I'll pop in for a coffee and/or croissant. The other day as I stood in my most convincing zombie pose as I awaited my turn at the counter I noticed an in-store sign pushing the latest product. Warm Apple Pie. And this is how my mind works:

.....warm apple pie?....it looks like a hot pocket....warm apple pie?....why not call it hot?.....probably don't want the potential Hot Apple Pie Filling Scorched My Genitalia lawsuit.....fucking people are idiots.....hot apple pie....bet Burger King has that shit copyrighted....would you like an apple pie with that?......heh heh heh.....

Now cut to what's back on high rotation in my poor brain.

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