I can't believe this shit. I feel like I'm getting sick again. AGAIN! What the fuck?

So last night (or early this morning who knows) I had a long drawn out nightmare I was being chased by fucking zombies. Can I get another what the fuck? I mean I woke up at least three times during this shit, fell back to sleep only to continue being chased by zombies but in a different location. Movie theater, old abandoned factory, luxury hotel, high rise apartments in the middle of a city on fire. Sigh. Then there is a shift...the zombies have a leader. For all intents and purposes (man I am such a fucking geek) it's a balrog. A balrog about the size of the Chrysler Building and of course it can talk. It's after me. Me! Why? Because I am The Aperture. I had been prophesied. I would bring doom to the balrog and his undead army.

One question. What the fuck did I eat before bed last night???