The time: 5:50PM - Friday of last week

The place: Ashland Main Liquors

The object: Twelver of Harpoon IPA

The thought: "Admiral Nelson rum? Geeze not too big a rip off of Captain Morgan. It even has an over the top portrait of 'the Admiral' on the bottle! Lame. And of course, it has to be marketed right next to Captain Morgan. God forbid somebody have an original idea. What's next? Ensign McGilligutty's bathtub moonshine?"


*thinks*

"I need to copyright that shit."